Stole this from

1) How old do you wish you were?
27

2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
In the mental hospital. I walked out from breakfast just in time to see the second plane hit the tower live and wonder if my father had gone into work that day at the World Trade Center.

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Usually start yelling at the universe in general.

4) Do you consider yourself kind?
No.

5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
I've already gotten half my sleeves done, a full thigh, half my back, and i'm going for eventually being covered cuffs to collar.

6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Mandarin, but i am fluent in Danish and get by in a host of other languages.

7) Do you know your neighbours?
Pretty good friends with most of them.

8) What do you consider a holiday?
Solstices and Equinoxes

9) Do you follow your horoscope?
Hell no.

10) Would you move for the person you loved?
The better question is would the person i loved move for me? I'm a nomad, been living here too long.

11) Are you touchy feely?
Don't touch me unless you want to be hit hard.

12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
In physics, sure. People? Never heard anything so absurd.

13) Dream job?
You're looking at it. (Art, you dummy, not filling out questionnaires.)

14) Favorite channel(S)?
[adult swim]

15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
Home

16) Showers or Baths?
Shower. Baths are so unsanitary.

17) Do you paint your nails?
Sometimes. Not in a while.

18) Do you trust people easily?
I don't trust anyone.

19) What are your phobias?
People. Civilization.

20) Do you want kids?
Eventually

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
Never have, never will.

22) Where would you rather be right now?
Above the smog line.

23) Heavy or light sleeper?
One level lighter than light.

24) Are you paranoid?
See my personal quote.

25) Are you impatient?
ADHD...

26) Who can you relate to?
Nobody.

27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
Why is this even an issue or question?

28) Have you been burned by love?
I've been HURT by love.

29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?
Some jingly thing that came with the phone.

30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
Writing last night's entry in this journal.

31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
None of your business.

32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine and my wife's.

33) What colour shirt are you wearing?
Red t-shirt over grey mock turtlneck.

34) Why is there no question here?
There is a question here. 'Why is there no question here' is a question.

35) Name three things you have on you at all times~?
Lighter, chapstick, phone.

36) What color are your bed sheets?
Blue.

37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
None.

38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
The neck.

39) What's your favorite town/city?
Boston.

40) I can't wait till?
Guinaviere gets home from work.

41) Who got you to join myspace?
I object, your honor.

42) What did you have for dinner last night?
Hash browns and bacon.

43) How tall are you barefoot?
5'8"

44) Have you ever smoked heroin?
No, but i have freebased opium. That's pretty damned close.

45) Do you own a gun?
Nah, wife wouldn't like it, and there's nowhere good here for me to hunt.

46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Gatorade. Keeps my electrolytes up with my mood stabilizers.

47) What is your favourite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My enormous encephalon.

48) Do you have A.D.D.?
I've got ADHD.

49) What time did you wake up today?
10:30 am

50) Current worry?
Everything

51) Current hate?
Gadget. The damned cat won't shut up.

52) Favorite place to be?
I don't really like being anywhere.

53) Where would you like to travel?
Back to Greenland and Denmark, Peru, China, Japan, Thailand, hell the whole Asian and European tour.

54) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Farming cannabis in British Columbia

55) What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't. Gets in the way of the shaving and face washing.

56) What was the last thing that made you laugh?
Squidbillies

57) Worst injury you've ever had?
Toss up between falling over 20 feet and breaking my back and the time i was beaten nearly to death by four people who crushed all the bones in my face.

58) Does someone have a crush on you?
How would I know?

59) What's your favorite candy?
Licorice

60) What song is stuck in your head?
Maniac by Hall and Oates

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